ALCOHOL: THE SOLUTION TO, AND SOLUTION TO, ALL OF LIFE'S PROBLEMS
Mood: Sad
MSN Name: Carol

Don't let shrinks push their crazy agenda on you, drinking is a perfectly acceptable coping mechanism. Especially on 2 hours sleep.

GAY-O-METER
Mood: Irked
MSN Name: My poor kitty got a Christmas-bulb-ectomy!

OK, thanks to Kevin, I discovered a gay-o-meter test that says I'm 60% gay. I see. Also, I think everyone I know and their mother should take this test. Or at least Peter the metrosexual. :D

Also, management carnival disgusts me. Racism, urination, and all around horrifying behaviour should not be tolerated.

BENNIFER BREAKUP = INCONSEQUENTIAL NEWS
Mood: Curious
MSN Name: www.marchofhearts.ca

Bennifer broke up. Deal, move on. I fear we'll be hearing about the breakup for longer than the relationship lasted. Definitely longer than the real one did, you know, before it became a publicity stunt. Don't believe me? They got together then made Gigli. Another one is due to be released, so they conveniently broke up. People have been saying this all along. It's TRUE!

Secondly, I went to wanker.com out of curiousity and found a computer consulting company. I'm concerned.

Thirdly, I'm tired. Night!

NO MORE PROFANITY FOR YOU!
Mood: Laffin
MSN Name: Now am I Indian?

OK, found a really funny article about how stupid the States is. It includes the following: "A bill introduced in the U.S. House of Representatives this month would outlaw the expression on TV and radio of seven well-known words, including the four-letter terms for defecation, urination, fornication and the female genitals, as well as compound words that imply one resembles an anus, performs fellatio or engages in maternal fornication." For those of us who are at times, a little slow, here's the translation from the actual bill: "As used in this section, the term `profane', used with respect to language, includes the words `shit', `piss', `fuck', `cunt', `asshole', and the phrases `cock sucker', `mother fucker', and `ass hole', compound use (including hyphenated compounds) of such words and phrases with each other or with other words or phrases, and other grammatical forms of such words and phrases (including verb, adjective, gerund, participle, and infinitive forms)."

SOLUTION FOUND FOR BLOGSPEAK USERS
Mood: Happy
MSN Name: Fluorescent tubes are fun

So, just lookin through K-man's blog and came upon a link for Haloscan comments. I go there to check them out, and realize that they've already moved all the blogspeak comments over to their site, AKA I don't *have* to lose my comments. Very sweeeeeeet. So, how I'm with Haloscan, though http://www.enetation.co.uk/ is probably still wonderful, but they don't have my old comments.

AND A COUNTER TO BOOT!
Mood: Chillax
MSN Name: Yeah, man!

Got a counter now, too! I finally found one from bravenet.com that will do exactly what I want: only count each person once per visit (not reloads, as many counters do) and will not count when I go there. So I'm psyched. :D

3 NEW BLOGS!
Mood: meh
MSN Name: Yeah, man!

Just a comment: three new blogs - Jubaga, K-man, & Mitch are linked now.. :D The blog cycle grows...

IT'S NOT A REAL STUDY
Mood: disheartened
MSN Name: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

OK. wake up this morning at 10:30. Missed one class, another was just starting, as usual, there I am in bed, pondering this unfortunate occurrence, but sleeping quite regularly in between. The phone rang and awoke me, so I answered it. Asked for my roomate, as people often do. She's not home, I reply... I'm her roomate.. blah blah blah. "I'm doing a survey" man on the other end of the phone tells me. Now, being in psychology, you feel very bad for people who can't get surveys filled out because no one wants you to take their time. So, alright, I'm tired but go ahead. Turns out, he's asking about how I feel about sex education for 8 and 9 year olds... Fine enough, I talk to him.. No, I didn't read the Gazette article... oh, it's about kids masturbating in school bathrooms? Weird, but ok, possible, yes, parents are upset, I can see why, etc... Then comes the kicker... "did YOU masturbate at that age?" Me: "since when do surveys ask this?!?!" blah blah blah... Carol continues to try and be polite while deciphering whether or not this is possibly legit.. finally, man admits "I'm masturbating right now, I'm just trying to get hot.. can't you help get me hot?!?!" EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 10:30 AM!

ON SECOND THOUGHT...
Mood & MSN: See below. it's only been a few minutes

OK, not QUITE good but tolerable.

STUPID BLOGSPEAK
Mood: Meh
MSN Name: Polenta = bad couscous

Here is the dilly, yo. My previous comment host (blogspeak) is now deceased. Others who use it may want to switch because it's officially no longer doing the same thing. I am now using http://www.enetation.co.uk/ which looks quite good, actually. Customizable and such. Neat. We'll see.

I GAVE BLOOD FOR MY QUEER FRIEND WHO COULDN'T
Mood: Pissed Off
MSN Name: Want me to optimize my fist in your face?

First off, blood drive this week.. if you can, please give blood, there's a shortage, and it'll give you a happy! (or, if it doesn't, they give you free pop & donuts)

Secondly, WHY ARE PEOPLE DUMB? I just sat in front of a guy, all class, who enjoyed mocking the sick. When people sniffled, he whispered at them to get Kleenex, and when they did blow their noses, he laughed at the sound. Then he proceeded to mock me for giving him evil glares. WHAT AN IDIOT. I feel sorry for him though, because he seems to be incomplete in the region of his brain that gives him self-esteem, and must mock others (and badly, at that).

Also, blogspeak still down. I'm thinking of finding a new comments space.

PASHA'S BACK!
Mood: Excited
MSN Name: Spending time with you is just like an endless elevator ride

Comments aren't working for some reason. Stupid blogspeak. Pasha's back! Best Gosia quote ever: "Yay, everyone wants to fuck me!" Best Ya quote ('cuz it's pre-MikMUN so it's funny) "I slept last night!" Consider it your last for a while, my dear.

Alrighty, wishing jet-lagged Pasha a happy one!

PASHA'LL BE BACK SOON
Mood: Psyched
MSN Name: I admit, I'm only getting a B.A., but at least it's not a B.S.!

Two things. #1, I am only partially as excited as I was by Gluemeat because I have discovered that he rips off a large amount of Steven Wright jokes in his comic. #2, www.marchofhearts.ca is now running. What is that, one might ask? It's the website for the march that we will be doing on Parliament Hill in March to support legalizing equal marriage (not just between man and woman). Everyone should come, it will be fun!

PASSSSSSSHAAAAAA!
Mood: Amused
MSN Name: Patience takes too long

OK. For once, Safi's not crazy.. Gluemeat actually *is* one of the funniest things on the planet. Observe: 1 2 3 4 5. There are more but that's good. If you enjoy them, look through the archives. They're funny.

P.S. Pasha!!!! COME BACK! WE MISS YOU!

The end.

PASHA COME BACK!
Mood: Scared
MSN Name: Patience takes too long

I agree with Esha, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins is really scary. Also on the same site, Dancin' Ross is kinda funny.

I LOVE SCHOOL
Mood: Flecklike
MSN Name: "My anaconda don't want none of front"

I'm so happy to be back at school. I had just enough break time, and I can't wait to get back into class/meeting mode full swing. I've even been to Shatner. That makes me happy.

I've also realized I use the phrase "that's rather unfortunate" quite often and it makes me sound like a pretentious asshole.

NEW YEAR - BLING BLING!
Mood: Calm
MSN Name: First MSN name of 2004!

First blog of 2004 here, comin at ya full speed with bells on. Just wanted to start the year by telling all my pals that you're cool and special to me. Never change. Except for you, on that thing... you know.. that thing you do that bugs me SO much. :D Seriously, no jokes.

HEE HEE. I know I'm crazy but that's why you guys love me. And can I just add, the funniest quote ever... My friend shouting "first pee of 2004!" at like 12:05 this morning.