IT'S NOT A REAL STUDY
Mood: disheartened
MSN Name: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

OK. wake up this morning at 10:30. Missed one class, another was just starting, as usual, there I am in bed, pondering this unfortunate occurrence, but sleeping quite regularly in between. The phone rang and awoke me, so I answered it. Asked for my roomate, as people often do. She's not home, I reply... I'm her roomate.. blah blah blah. "I'm doing a survey" man on the other end of the phone tells me. Now, being in psychology, you feel very bad for people who can't get surveys filled out because no one wants you to take their time. So, alright, I'm tired but go ahead. Turns out, he's asking about how I feel about sex education for 8 and 9 year olds... Fine enough, I talk to him.. No, I didn't read the Gazette article... oh, it's about kids masturbating in school bathrooms? Weird, but ok, possible, yes, parents are upset, I can see why, etc... Then comes the kicker... "did YOU masturbate at that age?" Me: "since when do surveys ask this?!?!" blah blah blah... Carol continues to try and be polite while deciphering whether or not this is possibly legit.. finally, man admits "I'm masturbating right now, I'm just trying to get hot.. can't you help get me hot?!?!" EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 10:30 AM!