CAT IN THE HAT JOINS QUEER EYE?
Mood: Chill
MSN Name: A week left, and 4 more to go

So, I thought that this morning, after my exam, I could come in and see which of my associates were obsessively hanging around Shatner. After realizing that everyone's too smart to be here this early, I decided to check out the Advocate, where I stumbled upon their "Gay guide to holiday movies," which I shall now share with you.

Lord of the Rings: OK, obviously, Frodo and Sam have a little something more going on than they're pretending, but this description is great. "The story so far: Hobbit couple Frodo (Wood) and Sam (Astin) have run away together to tropical Mordor, accompanied by bitter ex-hobbit Gollum. After exchanging the One Ring early in Return, the duo wind up in each other's arms on the slopes of scenic Mount Doom. Unfortunately, the volcano is erupting at that moment. Will the magic of white wizard Gandalf (McKellen) save them in time?"

Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat: "There's always been something a little bit queer about the titular cat, who sweeps into a dull suburban home to make things more fabulous, if only for one afternoon. Add a "Miss" to Thing One and Thing Two - plus some anal-retentive drollery from Hayes as the voice of the goldfish - and you've got what looks like a perfect kids' movie for children and their funny uncles to enjoy together."

Aren't those great? I thought you'd enjoy them.